I, of course, read the Guardian every day. But then I did that before I worked here. Marina Hyde has outdone herself again with these delicious lines that had me laughing out loud on the tube. (I don’t care.)

On Heather Mills: “Incidentally, it is the policy of Lost in Showbiz to force-feed any letters from animals rights activists to actual animals. So before you put pen to cruelly indigestible paper, work out whether you want to be part of the solution or part of the problem.”

On Paris Hilton: “Paris already has her hands full with Baby Luv, the kinkajou with behavioural problems that we will skate over out of respect for its privacy – other than to say that last year it did something selfish that made Mommy need a tetanus jab – Rascal the ferret, a goat called Billy, and 12 BlackBerry-proficient teacup chihuahuas.”

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