Jemima Kiss

Archive for May, 2008

Joke: Camel

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey…

Thanks to @domhawken

Joke: Pumpkin

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

Thanks to @iansealy

Joke: Bunnies

What do you get when you pour a kettleful of water down a rabbit hole?

Hot, cross bunnies.

Thanks to @iansealy

Joke: Peanuts

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint. He stands there, minding his own business, when a little voice says: “Nice suit mate! Very sharp.”

He looks to see where it came from, and it seems to be a bowl of peanuts. Perturbed, he heads over to the jukebox – only to hear a voice saying: “Your suit sucks – it looks cheap.”

He goes back over to the bar and asks the landlord what is going on. “Ah, well there is an explanation for all this,” he says.

“The peanuts are complimentary and the jukebox is out of order…”

Thanks to @egrommet!

Bute Park


Cardiff

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