Jemima Kiss

Joke: Tortoise

There was a terrible road accident today between a van full of tortoises and a van full of terrapins.

It was a turtle disaster.

6 Responses to “Joke: Tortoise”

  1. J Mahmud Says:

    That’s terrible!

  2. Ronnie Says:

    Have you been watching Tim Vine DVDs?

  3. Caitlin Says:

    I love it! I know it’s silly but I like silly humour.

  4. vaughan Says:

    that is marvelous! the world needs more.

  5. artistofideas Says:

    This is what happens …. when a site owner … spends all their “social media” energy … on Twitter. :)

  6. meg Says:

    i was going to say – worthy of tim vine. ‘velcro – what a rip off!’